Auto-Tune the News #1: march madness. economic woes. pentagon budget cuts. Video

Interviewers, sportscasters, and vice presidents alike break into song to report important news. The players include


my homey Sarah Fullen Gregory (she married my brother). You can find her music here:
http://www.myspace.com/sefullen
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sarah-Fullen/8570601474

Newt Gingrich (on nuclear disarmament)
Robert Gates (on cutting the Pentagon budget)
Jim Nantz (on March Madness)
Joe Biden (on the economic situation)
Wayne Ellington (on how it feels to win)

Lyrics:

MG: Mr. Gingrich, what do you think about Obama wanting to cut down on nuclear weapons? In the key of C. And...go!

NG: Uh, I just think that it's very dangerous to have a fantasy foreign policy
And it can get you in enormous trouble

MG: What's wrong with fantasy?
I like fantasy and I live in the sea

RG: We must rebalance this department's programs
In order to institutionalize and finance our capabilities

SG: Yeah, forget about the jets;
Use our super soakers, get al quaeda wet

JN: Tar Heels: rolling on to Monday night
Another convincing Carolina victory

SG: Ooh, that's cool, but it ain't time to pop the hennessy

JN: Michigan State: heading to the national championship game
Your team responded late here, coach, how did you do it?

MG: Three words: Vi ag ra.

JB: There will continue to be job losses
The remainder of this year
The question is will they continually go down
Before they begin to rebound
Before they begin to rebound
Will they go do-do-do-down
Before they begin to rebound

And now it's my pleasure to present the 2009
National Championship Trophy
To Coach Roy williams and the North Carolina Tar Heels
You can just tell the unity you had
It's something very special
And we saw it on the floor tonight

SG: Oh yeah---
Michigan thought we was playing some football
Lions' stadium; they played like the Lions
Throwin interceptions in the first down
Watchin us dunk on their ass
Goin home cryin

Congratulations Wayne
I know you're emotional
Talk about what this feels like

WE: Feels great. You know,
You never know what this feeling feels like
Until you experience it.
It's something that you really can't explain

SG: Yeah, believe in your dreams
MG: Yeah, you know you can never explain the unexplainable

Replies are ...
Replies are clearly? better, silly goose.

me suscribo ;)?
me suscribo ;)?

lol?
lol?

@computerdl Huh??
@computerdl Huh??

@computerdl? or ...
@computerdl? or quotes... you forget about that

@phoque122? lol no, ...
@phoque122? lol no, @freddiewf****t

@halof****t?
@halof****t?

@computerdl Why do ...
@computerdl Why do all top rated comments have to be? replies?

I can't stand it!? ...
I can't stand it!? I didn't learn about this til 2011!

I can't stand it! I ...
I can't stand it! I didn't? learn about this til 2011!

wow this was? 2009?
wow this was? 2009?

@computerdl yours ...
@computerdl yours isn't? :P

OMG BIG? HEAD HACK ...
OMG BIG? HEAD HACK ACTIVATED!!!

I was looking for " ...
I was looking for "stupid autotune" on youtube And i found this ! F*** That's not "stupid autotune" It's GENUIS AUTOTUNE !!!! Great Job guys? ! Love it !

I could probably ...
I could probably find this out by going to your channel but im to lazy, what state do guys/girl live? in?

funny how the first ...
funny how the first person autotuned in the first ATN was Newt? Gingrich and the last person autotuned in the most recent episode is Newt :P

just brilliant!! ...
just brilliant!! why? didn't I think of doing this, sigh

GLaDOS.?
GLaDOS.?

I let my dog listen ...
I let my dog listen to this.........?

this... is...? ...
this... is...? AWESOME

When will this be ...
When will this be on iTunes??

Wow they could tell ...
Wow they could tell me where under attack,? WW4 has just stared, and the stock market has crashed. I wouldn't give a f**k cause it's autotuned.

@naomichomik? :)
@naomichomik? :)

@TheRealDorux? b***h
@TheRealDorux? b***h

@DudeTheDanish ...
@DudeTheDanish iStone... this made? me laugh. :D

I think it's funny ...
I think it's funny that you all loved to make fun of Republican's, especially Bush, even when there was is really nothing to say but misinformation, but ignore all the corruption coming out of Obama's administration, and the Democrat party. Obama literally has "trillion's" of jokes hanging over him ... but then again, that wouldn't help your homo liberal? cause to make fun of your half ass leader now would it? .. lol .. "homo's" ...

@naomichomik *I ? * ...
@naomichomik *I ? *don't *grammar

@DudeTheDanish Feh. ...
@DudeTheDanish Feh. I'm watching this? in the year 23145 AD on my iShuttle

WE WANT A NEW... ...
WE WANT A NEW... AUTO? TUNE THE? NEWS! Please!

Should have ...
Should have probably spent more time learning? the names of the National Championship teams playing... It was Michigan State, not Michigan. Two completely different schools. Idiots..